deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

(Source: generic-art)

tempeh-queen:

Being vegan doesn’t mean I’m a “fussy eater,” it just means that my morals and the lives of animals are of greater importance to me than having more than one menu option at family dinners.

(Source: magicaleaf)

“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”

purehfied:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty)

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

putins-boyfriend:

hola
heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

(Source: orgasmc-humor)